giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
kenzihale: Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull
Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?
lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
tentacrab: “did you get enough sleep?”